What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Sure no problem officer.

Family scapegoats with years of healing: what events or thoughts precipitated your full acceptance of your family's narcissistic dynamic? Can you share your inner thoughts as you reached it? How do we know when we have reached full acceptance?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

After a few moments he returns.

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

HELLO

Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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